Dungeon Dungeon!

Early morning my mailbox was full of forwarded emails from an acquaintance of mine. I thought they must be some junk mails again that will jam up my mailbox (which happened many times due to his emails). To my surprise, I found something that really describes my current feelings and thoughts in this dungeon! I was laughing out loud and nodding my head hard and thumb up for all the OFFICE SIGNBOARDS and COMICS! For this, I would like to share with all my “readers” and “fans” who so happened to browse through my blog!

The tie is especially for Moon Yam who accused me to have attitude problem!

I’ll make sure my niece wear that diaper and shit on it back. Hahaha… the next best thing to do is to throw it away in smelly rubbish bin.

Does anyone care about all your hard work, effort and time you sacrificed just to submit the best deliverables? All they know is how to squeeze you to death to produce what they want and once they receive it, ok you, get the hell out of here and get back to more work!!

Well, this is very true! Ever on earth when you are given a big project and the satisfactory result will turn to some promotion or salary raise? The statements those DIAPERS always promised are “if you get this done, I’ll confirm you immediately/ I’ll increase your salary/ I’ll etc etc”, but my artificial intelligence ears translated the statements to “Even if you get this done distinctively, I’ll only BULLSHIT you!” As a result, you are paid peanuts, and even peanuts that you got will manufacture to be peanut butter to increase dungeon’s revenue. What else left for you to swallow? Free of charge air! In the end, you will go nuts and die of starvation!

If only we all can escape from work by giving such excuse! For sure having great fun!

Many times DIAPERS are working based on this. Meetings, meetings and meetings all day long, so what’s the outcome? Bigger pay cheque for them and greater hell lots of work for peanuts like us!

I would like to take the second option, can I? Please, I beg for your mercy. Please release me from the dungeon!

I forgot this philosophy when I first got my toes in the dungeon! And in the end, I have to kiss those ass and diapers all the time and everyday. Regret!

Look at how work life has done to me??! I’m depressingly hate my life. I have figured out what I should do for the good of all mankind! I must spread this around and show to all the prisoners in my dungeon to create awareness and finding their true self!! I must put all this office signboards in the most visible areas especially the centre arena of execution. To my fellow followers, the kingdom shall strike again! Together we rule!!